Peach List: 10 Thoughts You Will Have at a Gay Circuit Party

These are the gayest days where you will live your best life

Fans are for cooling not clapping!

$6 dollars for a bottle of water?

Where are my friends?

I don’t want to take off my shirt

(After more drinks) This shirt is coming off!

Is everyone here on drugs?

Please don’t touch me, you’re sweaty

Touch me, I’m sweaty!

Everyone here is so good-looking

Yes, everybody is dancing with everybody now!