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"I just found several hairs in my hot bear sandwich."

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Bitch Session

| 9.3.2008

Military haircuts are popular because they look HOT. If you're gelling and spiking your hair and you're over 30, you've got style issues.

I'm totally aware and cool with the fact that you're "slumming" with me to bust a couple quick ones. So drop the nice guy routine and just do me already, sheesh.

A Budweiser in your hand does not make you butch.

Why do you all want to look like 12-year-old boys instead of real men? Give the clippers and razors a rest!

You can work out all you want to but once you pass that certain age, fags no longer acknowledge you as living. Shallow but unfortunately true.

Madras shorts are never the answer.

I’m a self-righteous bitch and love it! So do my A-list friends. Sorry you aren't good enough to be our friend. Look in a mirror, and you'll see why.

Dang, you guys are really mean to each other.

When I lived in South Beach, everyone always loved the men from Atlanta; they were so nice. I live here now, so where are all of them now?

Bitch Boy responds: On vacation in Florida?

A fully realized human being is more than membership in a high school-like club of A-listers or an impressive paycheck.

If you are so concerned with securing the 'gay' vote, go back to the City Council and fight FOR US by bringing events back into Piedmont Park. That's what WE want.

You say that you are in a monogamous relationship. So why then do you need to plaster half-naked or totally naked pictures (or any pics at all, for that matter) of yourself on the internet?

Seems like the only time that you were ever interested in talking with me was the night you wanted me to come home to your bed. So either I'm lousy in bed (which I'm not), or you're just a loser who still gets his excitement by counting the number of notches on his bed post.

What is with this anti-gamer hate in the gay community? You wanted straight acting, so I picked up Guitar Hero. What more do you want?

White gay men are just plain bitter and jaded, and should not be allowed to bitch! Swallow your own poison or learn to enjoy the rainbow, bitches!



I think the rainbow flag is too garish. It's time for an update — have only three stripes and use earth tones, which more accurately reflect skin color. Seriously, who's seen a gay guy with purple skin?

"Who killed cruising?" Same thing that killed the radio star.

Old age and limp parts killed cruising.

You got too much crap in your wallet. Makes your ass look lumpy.

Where'd all the sexy Latin boys that used to be at my convenience store go? Did George Bush ruin that too?

There's nothing wrong with you having sex with your boyfriend and his brother. There's something wrong with them.

Why do I have to feed your ego by giving you resolution and closure?

If you're afraid of being gay bashed don't worry, some of us are man enough to cover your back.

I’m the government’s bitch. As a single renter, they tax me more. They use those dollars to bail out the risky loans to people who couldn't afford the home I never bought. My taxes and rent went up during the tech bubble, up again when it popped, up with the housing bubble, up again when it popped. I should have been born a straight landlord.

You little 20-something bitches kill me with all this "40- and 50-year-old " crap. I’m 44 and look damn good, and if you live long enough, you bitches will have that chance too.

Mostly, you bitches make me think "eww."

He was always an ugly hateful troll. It's just that with a clearer head, now you see it too.

I recently moved in with my boyfriend of the same size and weight, and my wardrobe doubled instantly. Huzzah.

I'm in my 40s, and I could crush you in any PlayStation game. You may think I'm pathetic, but my nephews think I'm a god.

There's no such thing as a dance craze that is "over and done" — I like that someone can turn retro on a dime. But yes, voguing shouldn't be the only thing you know how to do.

The military haircuts don't require much maintenance every morning. I can show up at the office without showering.

Bitch Boy responds: OK, but please don't.

To the Asian top complaining about the dearth of white bottoms: Stop whining and butch up. Then you'll find your bottoms.


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