| 9.24.2008
OK, so maybe I was drunk and sent a video of me stroking myself. That doesn't mean you have to show it to everyone at the bar.
You work at the bar thinking you're hot and have every little twink wrapped around your finger. You're interested one minute, not the next and interested again. The game is getting old and so are you.
Dear Idiots, Wear a condom. Not only does it help protect you from nasty warts and rashes, but it can also help protect you from death.
I thank God every day that no one better wants you.
I just want a nice guy who isn’t preoccupied with dating a social status.
Is it my imagination, or does Fallout Boy Pete Wentz wear more makeup than an Atlanta drag queen?
We still sleep together. You send me dirty texts. We spend our free time together. It makes me wonder why we broke up in the first place.
I am tired of drinking and bars. That is why a year and half ago, I committed to having sex only with straight guys I meet online. I have more money, more sex and I am never hung over. They should have invented the computer a long time ago.
"Why is it that you only seem to have me around when it is convenient for you?" Because you let me.
You guys that say no condom = no sex: Do you use a condom for oral? Don't kid yourself and quit pretending oral sex is 100 percent safe,
What's up with John McCain’s wife? She is a prissy little bitch, isn't she?
Someone once asked in Bitch Session: "What is a troll?" I'm John McCain and I approve this message!
We're not gonna run anymore and we're not gonna take your verbal and/or physical abuse. Call me faggot, and I will totally drop your ass!
Cast your vote for Father of the Year award now! Clay Aiken versus Ricky Martin.
"The Daily Show" does more hard-hitting news than ABC, CBS or NBC.
If God had blessed us with bigger, more analytical minds we would never believe in him.
This town is turning in to one big Wal-Mart. It’s got everything you need but nothing is cute.
Way too many commercials. Thank god for Tivo.
The gay "community" is as big a crock as the one about liberal Democrats being "tolerant".
The cop pulled me over for window tint. He didn't like my attitude, pulled me out of the car and frisked me. I saw him in court, beat him with my Fourth Amendment rights and we had sex the next day. He was a bottom.
If your wife "knows" and she's "OK with it," then why haven't I met her?
I wish the election were over so Bitch Session could go back to being about the naughtiness.
Why is it that the online personals without pictures say something to the effect of "people tell me I'm handsome"?
There is indeed too much barebacking. You guys scare me.
To the 35- and 40-year-olds: You're still young!
Face it. The only way you're going to get a hot straight guy looking in your direction is if you're walking side by side with a gorgeous fag hag.
So you admit that you date 20-somethings because they lack emotional maturity and intellectual depth? We knew that, but your candor is refreshing.
I just got out of a four-year relationship with a 26-year-old (I'm 33) who had a secret coke habit. I'm now resolved to never dating anyone under 30 again. Sex? Yes. Date? Hells no!
Don’t be jealous because you can’t see Russia from your house.
Thank you for the bar nights, the cute dates, the long-distance phone calls and dedication to leading a fulfilled life. Can we have sex now?
Another dance bar closing? What’s an aging circuit queen to do? Where are we supposed to get our drugs? Where are we supposed to show off our graphic muscle shirts and designer jeans?
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