| 8.13.2008
I'm sorry that you and your partner broke up. But I am not going to sleep with you and cheat on my own boyfriend in the process.
To you narcissists: remember there is always someone who has it better. You are just a speck of dust on the Earth, and not a great one.
What's with all this separatism, exclusivity and downright prejudice? I am so over the rainbow.
You stopped dating me because you decided that this was not a good time for you, and you needed to be alone. Yet I notice your online profile is active every single day. What am I, stupid?
If you can find one decent guy in this city, you should consider yourself fortunate. And if you were born with the capacity to treat him well, you should consider yourself blessed.
Why do so many guys come back months and even years later asking for a second chance? Didn't you hurt me enough the first time?
Is it wrong to leave my boyfriend of eight years if for the past five he has refused to have sex with me, is always cruising online, masturbates alone daily and goes to the bars when I'm out of town visiting family? He's kind and considerate with me, and I do love him, but having to harass him to have sex is driving me insane. I can't take this pain anymore.
- Bitch Boy responds: Check out Need Wood for help. They whine. We bitch.
Most gay men and lesbians spend our lives trying to show the general population that we're as rational and responsible and civic minded as anybody else. Then comes Pride, and the word "pervert" once again raises its ugly head in the public's mind and brands all of us.
Topic: hairy male nipples. Discuss.
There should be a Pride for gay men like myself, who are "vertically challenged." We could call it "Somewhere Under the Rainbow."
Barack Obama has been on TV and in newspapers since the 2004 Democratic National Convention. Why does my brand new computer insist I've made a spelling error? Could the tech world really be that racist?
When your entire being is repellent, those tweezed brows look extra bonus super duper double douche repellent.
Twinks are not smart enough to be vicious bitches.
To those who say guns don't kill people: Are you insane?
I love cheating on my bf. It’s fun!
- Bitch Boy responds: See Bitch above.
Is there even one hot young guy in this town with a natural thick dark bush? Let me call you Jungle Thatch and let's fall in love.
You tell me you're "masculine," then I see you walking to the gym in a tank-top and flip flops with a backpack and a barbed wire tattoo. I think you've mistaken your compliance with gay stereotypes for what a real man is. Just a little.
I don't think there's a single pair of balls in all of 30308.
Gawd! Why do I find myself so attracted to chubby, hairy, middle-aged men! I really cannot help myself.
You don't have to be an old ugly troll to be repelled by tweezed eyebrows. I'm in my 20s, and am attracted to an effortless, natural look.
You're free to present yourself as you wish, whether that be naturally self-confident, or desperately chasing a superficial fleeting image of plasticity with tweezing, dying, tanning and manicures. Whatever gets you laid.
I was young once, and I still am skinny. But I have never been a twink, thank you very much.
A tat should have personal meaning in the imagery. It's not important if YOU understand it or not. But if you still want to know, just ask the bearer.
Would you prefer I stop taking your calls or serve you up a restraining order? Those boots weren't made for stalking, honey.
Pride used to mean something. Now it's just a cash-cow for bar owners, food vendors, and lower-tier musical acts.
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