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BITCH BOY | 7.23.2008
I'm glad you kept your ashamed ass at home! Pride was more fun without you.
Just when I thought you were a silly useless bottom, you took control and became an excellent top.
So your dream date has done nothing to develop anything except his looks? That certainly says a lot about you.
Why is it that the more beautiful someone is on the outside, the uglier they are on the inside?
So, do I win an award for "most unpopular"?
I hate that I left you for cheating, and I still get sad when I see you on Manhunt instead of calling me.
When you put McCain and Obama next to each other, you can't help but recall the Kennedy - Nixon debate - and we all know how that turned out.
I'm sorry, but I can't help thinking every time I see John McCain on TV: Is he wearing depends?
Personally, I think scat is hot. Figuratively and literally.
John McCain is a hottie. And he gets my vote.
I am tired of gays talking about acceptance when I have an average body and I am invisible in any gay setting.
I don't know why anyone would be lonely in this town. I get so much action. There’s a bunch of real friendly guys here who are willing to do anything.
Gentlemen, unless you're a drag queen, please don't tweeze your eyebrows. You look stupid!
To the guy who wrote "I’m down on my knees asking for forgiveness:" Is that called forgiveness now?
Logo is not really worth watching now that "Noah's Arc" is gone.
To the shredder queen who said," Why should I cover my teeth when I have braces when I paid $7,000 for them?" Joan Rivers paid 10 times that, and she should wear a veil too! And don't forget to dangle the price tag when you're out.
Braces are hot! In fact, once the man finally has them removed, you're left with a beautiful smile to wake up to on Sunday morning.
I don't mind women in the bars. The other week, one asked me for a threesome. Hey, I was flattered, if not interested.
 Hey straight guys, guess what, I was tired the other night, and my boyfriend (because he's a guy) just decided to give me oral pleasure because he's cool and thought it would help me sleep. Yes, gay guys ARE having a lot more sex than you.
To the guys with back hair: Toss the Nair and spring for laser. It's a lot cheaper now, and no stubble.
The new generation of twinks needs some serious improvement.
Re: "Who does coke anymore? That’s so 1975." Apparently, someone isn't checking out the bathroom stalls for what other people are up to on a Saturday night.
Getting gays to a museum is easy — call it a black-tie event, offer cocktails and hire some go-go boys to serve them.
I've reached that magical age where the trolls think you're too young, and the twinks think you're too old. Will I be in limbo until 40?
Why aren’t poppers more common?
Bring back the days of the public glory hole.
Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I know what a yellow hanky means. If I had to guess I would say urine.
A vote for Republicans is a vote against your own interests. What’s more important, taxes or rights?
Pride was for gay people. Sorry if your straight friends were made uncomfortable for one day. Welcome to our world for the other 364 days. Cry-baby bitches!
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