| 5.7.2008
What advice do you want? Your boyfriend likes me, and you're ugly. In your shoes, I too would have major insecurity issues.
So most of us over 50 turn into trolls, do we? Is that why you younger guys are constantly hitting on older men, calling them "Daddy" and "Sir"? Just wondered about that a little.
Seems there are a lot of people hating on us 'Mean Girls'.... I have one question- JEALOUS?
I'm 36, my partner is 23. Our friends his age are accepting, inclusive, well spoken, and laid-back. Our friends my age are careless, intrusive, clique obsessed and generally unrealistic — and they have the nerve to gripe about young guys not responding to their drama. Grow up.
To the tittering 30-something group of posers at the coffee shop every Saturday morning: Some folks were raised to smile and even introduce themselves. If no one outside your pack is up to your visual standards, go meet in one of your clique's "super-trendy" condos and leave the seats for the rest of us who might want to actually meet and have a conversation with some of the cool people in this town.
Your boyfriend is fresh in from Tiny Town, Georgia and you kicked him out of the car on Interstate in the middle of the night? In case you didn't know, people have been killed that way, you assclown.
I refuse to believe that every gay guy in this city is as stereotypical as they all seem: a bunch of pop culture obsessed, semi-alcoholic, acting-like-high-school-girls, dancing with no shirts to bad techno crap queens.
We've been chatting online for many years now, and I still have no interest in being your sex slave.
Why aren’t we wearing those little tight short-shorts from the '70s anymore? I like to see a lot of leg.
What part of glory hole do you not understand? If you want to see what I look like before we have sex, then buy me dinner first.
You were wonderfully big, and the Prince Albert looked great, but I stopped giving you fellatio because the chips in my teeth cost too much to repair.
Why are the activist “do-gooder” liberal bitches so judgmental and self-righteous?
I'm gay because I like guys, not guys that act like girls. If I wanted a girl, I'd get one.
I like breeders! If it weren't for them, where would I get so many hot young guys to meet in the stalls?
Please stop using the word "breeders." That's nasty and unnecessary. Your parents are “breeders,” and if it weren't for them, your bitter ass wouldn't be here.
Why do guys pretend to be so nice and sweet on the first date, pretending that they like you and stuff, then all of a sudden they change so drastically and start acting like a 12-year-old?
Why be either butch or nellie when you can have the best of both worlds?
You want bear power? Better load the buffet table.
I want gay marriage so that I can have a bridal registry and get some gift certificates at work for a change. I'm tired of being the one always on the giving end.
"Mean girls" are superior because they're hot. They're mean because they're sick of being hit on and chased by trolls, D-listers, and the other physically undesirables in this city.
What's the point of being equal if you're lied to and manipulated like everyone else?
Doritos in cream cheese sounds really super-gross. I'm so cereal.
Gay nerds are hot and worth more than any deluded "A-list" loser.
I'm a gay veteran who wants Fred Phelps at my funeral. Who do I call?
You don't need to be gay in order to want gay rights. You only need to be American.
I'm only a D-lister until they see my penis.
OMG! Total makeout sessions are hot! I forgot how much I missed them!
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