| 3.26.2008
Gay Republicans creep me out, but gay
Democrats are fools.
Where is that sauna where I can find the married,
straight guy who likes hairy men in a suit? Yum!
Straight men have skid marks.
To the bitch who got cheated on: men will be
men. If you want monogamy, marry a woman.
What's with all these old guys at bars that after
you've talked to for an hour and let them know
you're not into them sexually, they get all upset
and say you waisted their time? No wonder
nobody goes to bars anymore.
I love how when I see you when I am out of
drag you treat me like dirt, but when you see
me in drag, we are best friends. Try and get to
know someone for who they are and not their
latest outfit!
Everyone who isn't exactly like me, stay in the
closet where you belong! That's the way to
achieve diversity and acceptance.
Yeah It sure is big. But you're 32, an alcoholic and
you suck in bed...good luck finding a man!
You're self-righteous, lecture people on the value
of attending church and bible studies, correct
people when they take God's name in vain, but
ask yourself: Would Jesus smoke crystal meth?
To the hot guy with the sexy stubble cruising
Monroe in the silver Mercedes; Cher's "Dark Lady"
blaring out the window ruins the whole effect.
To all you idiots who jog down the sidewalks in
Midtown: watch out. From now on, I'm going to
try and trip you just to teach you a lesson. What
you are doing is unsafe and could harm a child, an
old lady, or even worse, a twink.
The only A-list you and your partner are on is the
A-hole-list!
You have been a flaming bitch and blaming your
problems on others for the last 20 years. The only
person responsible for your mess of a life is you.
Grow up and take responsibility for your actions.
People who would consider themselves “A-list”
are pathetic from the get-go. They create
importance and drama around their mundane lives
like they are living on Melrose Place.
Sorry bottoms, it’s not that there aren't any tops
around, it’s that I have them distracted.
As one of the few tops in this city, let me say that
it is that whiny bottom/bitchy/twinky attitude
that keeps us away from all y'all. As frustrating as
it is to go home with another top, at least we're in
the company of men. Enjoy your dildos.
I tried to like the trendy martini drinks. I really
did. It just isn't me. I'm going back to my
bear cave where I always feel comfortable,
safe and welcome.
Why do grown men want to look like prepubescent
boys? Stop shaving!
Stop cruising me in the shower at the gym. If I
liked you, you would know it!
You told me you don't cheat on your husband, and
then you cup your hand over my butt cheek while
whispering in my ear that you hope I'm a bottom.
Then your husband groped my manhood and
whispered that he hopes I'm a top! Get real; you
both cheat!
Bears congregate at the all-you-can-eat-buffet?
Guess what, twink-butt? We were once you. In 10
more years, we will still be happy, content and
comfortable with who we are. You will have gained
30 pounds and will be knocking at the door
wanting to join the club. See you at the buffet!
You say it's "racist" not to be attracted to a
particular race's physical traits, will have in their
ads: "No one over 30." "No one out of shape."
"No unattractive people." Better check your own
preferences before you call prejudice.
Bitch, nobody cares that you have to donate
money to buy acceptance at HRC.
I just saw a guy who was beautiful and mean as
hell five years ago. He is fat and looks like crap.
There really is something to this karma thing.
You always do the disappearing act to teach
people a lesson when they get fed up with you.
Next time, stay gone.
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