| 3.19.2008
To the guy I met this weekend who was adamant
that he does not hook up, I applaud your
conviction. Oh, by the way honey: you left your
cockring in my shower.
What's your problem? I just turned 80, and I'm
still boozing, smoking pot, sniffing poppers, and
my heels are reaching for the ceiling. You should
be so lucky!
I feel bad for homeless homosexuals. They have
no closet to come out of.
To the retired Army reserve loser who worked as
a closeted fag for 20+ years but wouldn't date me
because I wasn't out to my family: You are the
very definition of unstable, inconsistent and
hypocritical. Oh, and stop using the "Boi" screen
name. You're over 40!
I wish Brad Pitt would have stopped aging during
the filming of Seven. He was perfect then.
The most interesting people I meet at the bars
are truly the least attractive. So I excuse myself
for a quick BJ in the bathroom and go back to the
fascinating conversation when I'm done. Not
bitching just passing advice along.
You have a fat ass and man boobs. So why do you
keep reminding me that I am just average?
Part of any relationship is being vulnerable. Since
you like to pounce on people's every weakness,
you are just not relationship material. You're not a
very nice person, period.
If I go to the bars every night and get sloshed on
cheap booze, will that make me an A-lister?
Atlanta has an "A-List"? Get real! Compared to
other cities around the globe it's still backwater.
Only people from no-neck think they are living an
episode from “Sex and the City” while drinking a
cocktail at one of the bars.
A List: A way for people with insecurities who
have not succeeded at anything to feel special.
A-list? That went out with Bill Clinton.
Thank you for introducing me to your "lover." Do
you miss 1977?
Why do gays call themselves 'queers'? It makes
me cringe!
Another guy who shaves his damn crotch. That
body image disease runs rampant in this town.
So when you “bump uglies” with someone you
meet online, you're surprised when they're married?
Do people still "bump uglies?"
If you didn't have fun on our vacation, you should
tell me during the damn trip rather than keeping it
to yourself and then blowing up about it a few
months later!
Oh my God, it's been months! Either tell him
you're gay and have a crush on him, or shut up
about it!
You don't like wasting your time being nice to
guys that are not hot? Being doable is the only
thing you have going for you.
Oh, how I love the bitches who give you the stink
eye and the fake cough when they walk past you
smoking outside the bar and then come outside
to bum one just as soon as they have enough
cocktails.
Why do you think you're so fabulous? Everyone
down on their knees they may look like they are
worshipping the ground you walk on, but to let
you in on a secret, they're just throwing up from
your pomposity.
How come most gay men are so queeny?
I don't care if you are a top a bottom or whatever.
You need to wash before hooking up!
What's wrong with showing a little online
courtesy? If someone takes the time to express
an interest, be a man and have the nerve to at
least say, "thank you, but no thanks." Have a
little class and put a little substance in your life.
I don't get the beef that lots of gays have with
"Don't Ask, Don't Tell.” Of course homophobia
shouldn't be state policy. DADT was still an
improvement over the old policy of "seek out and
discharge." Everyone seems to forget that.
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