| 11.19.2008
Newest gay A-List accessory after the election: a shit-eating grin.
Thank goodness for The Real Housewives of Atlanta. They make the gay men in this city look substantial by comparison.
Instead of whining and complaining all the time about how much discrimination there is, why don't you do something about it? How about taking the money that you would spend on one party weekend, and donating that amount to fight bigoted legislation like Proposition 8?
I am so sick of hearing about marriage equality. Our community needs to unite and look at the bigger picture — the next Civil Rights Movement!
These boring gay movies need some violence and blood. Is it so much to ask for one explosion?
Re: "Is it sad that I rate blow-job skills right up there with personality?" No, what's sad is that you have neither.
You’re bitter! That’s probably why you're a lonely, acerbic hag.
I'm recently single and a friend gave me the best advice ever: If a guy is sending mixed signals about dating, take notice of what he doesn't say versus what he does say, and you'll find your answer.
Some of us actually can afford cars and don’t have to depend on MARTA, which is probably why you don’t go to the 'burbs.
I love you, but what happened to the guy who used to strut around in a cowboy hat and boxers? I love watching Family Guy in our PJs too, but damn, I want my kinky boyfriend back.
Personality is more important than blowjobs, because while one can learn to give good head, it's a lot harder to learn better personality traits.
If Clay Aiken's a top, I'm straight as a chopstick.
After we finally, finally broke up, it took you only two weeks to find a boyfriend and move in with him. Yet you still say that you love me. There is no bitch that remotely conveys my disgust and anger.
OK, I know what scat is (know what it is, not into it), but what is Frottage? Is it related to working with cloth like hemming or arts and crafts?
I wish you queens would stop dumping on each other. No, that is not another scat comment.
With the economy tanking, frivolous jobs and people who add no value to an organization could all be eliminated. The "A List" may soon end up in the unemployment line.
I did not become gay for this...

You've had "spontaneous" sex thousands of times? There's a word for that!
I'm glad I found out early on that you're not quite the intellectual you portray yourself to be.
Maybe it's a good thing that straight hot guy is smoking all your weed — you'll need a clear head to see that you won't be getting any from him.
Will someone please burn that rainbow flag? It's the most 1970s outdated ridiculous thing around the gay community.
I'll make a deal with gay couples who care about marriage rights: you help me find a mate, and then I'll have reason to be active in fighting for legalizing marriage for all of us.
Most of the Ivy League grads that I have met are clueless and have no idea how to function with the rest of the world.
Being "elitist" is totally out of fashion now. I guess the "movers and shakers" in this town are going to have to find new identities.
So half of California thinks we're only worth three-fifths of a person?
No matter how hot everyone thinks you are, I turned you down because you shave your legs. And probably your crotch too.
In four years, ask yourself if Obama overturned "Don't Ask, Don't Tell” and whether national civil unions are recognized. Then ask yourself if your taxes went up.
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