BITCH BOY
| 10.15.2008
If you have any expectation that our idle chit-chat will develop into something, then don't wear crocs, sandals, Birkenstocks, or flip flops.
There's nothing more disappointing than a hot guy and finding out that you're both tops at the end of the night.
I don't want to date a guy who wears more makeup than my sister. No thank you.
Palin is the prettiest drag queen I have ever seen.
I have it on first hand knowledge that Clay is a top, not a bottom, and a good one at that.
Bitch Boy responds: Ick. Didn’t need that mental image first thing in the morning.
Honey, stop calling everyone honey in these bitches, honey. See honey, it sounds ridiculous. Thanks, honey.
"Hey gay community: Obama’s journey is ours too." Right, we are all millionaires with degrees from Harvard and Columbia. Put down the Kool-Aid, kid.
Fine! You don't like watching baseball? Now be a good little bitch and service me while I watch the game with my bros.
Republicans have done something I never thought possible: They lowered the bar for a new Republican administration further than they did when they put Dubya in the White House! Amazing!
Unfortunately, not wearing a condom is a choice with consequences for other people, which often impacts those innocent bystanders as collateral damage. I don't feel like paying for your meds with my taxes. Grow up.
I've never spent a night in the drunk tank, but I imagine it's a lot like Sunday nights at the bars, only with more interesting people.
Ok! I admit it. I am a Log Cabin Republican. And yes, I want to keep my money in my wallet. I earned it!! If you want money in yours get a job and earn it.
I would vote for the Sarah Palin ticket due to her uncanny resemblance to Karen Walker as well, but I just can't stomach those ridiculous names of her kids.
It gets harder to get laid as you age, but did all my one-nighters really have to stop when I turned 25? I can't afford an escort at this age; I'm two years out of college and heavily in debt!
It's funny how you loved to rub it in my face that my boyfriend (and your best friend) slept with my first love just to hurt me while we were on a break. But I'm just curious — Did you know he also boned the guy you were totally infatuated with? Didn't think so.
Isn't it wonderful that the party that seems to have an unofficial monopoly on God's Will also has a knack for ignoring Judeo-Christian calls for charity and helping others in need?
Does everyone in Alaska "wrestle and kill their own food"? They do have grocery stores … don't they?
To Atlanta's three Log Cabin bitches that keep writing their pathetic little comments here each week: Get a damn clue and stop voting to please your unloving father and oppressive mother!
You can put lipstick on a pig, but you need to choose the right shade.
Could we please keep politics out of Bitch Session?
Bitch Boy responds: Apparently not.
Sarah Palin makes Dan Quayle look like a wise choice.
Bitch Boy responds: See?
Complaining is easier than voting it seems.
Hey Asian guy who is going to beat up all the fetishists: I think you just gave all the Asian S&M fetishists boners.
Being gay friendly means voting for someone that thinks we deserve rights. Would you say you’re racially tolerant and turn around and vote for a bigot? I don't think so.
You were a condo president with 5,000 residents? Sounds like a public housing project president to me.
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